At Obafemi Awolowo University, exams are not just a routine—they're a full-blown spiritual, emotional, and physical battle. Once the exam timetable drops, campus transforms. The usually buzzing hostels fall eerily silent, lecture theatres become all-night camps, and TDB (Till Day Break) turns from a meme into a lifestyle.
Slippers drag across pavements, eyeballs are sunken, and energy drinks become sacraments. You’ll find students rehearsing definitions in parking lots, debating theories in corridors, and offering desperate prayers like “God of the 11th hour, locate me.” Everything becomes a last-minute hustle to escape academic damnation.
Then comes D-Day. The walk to the exam hall feels like a pilgrimage. People hum under their breath, cram furiously in corners, and prepare to face whatever demons the question paper may hold. And when you finally sit, time begins to lie. You blink, and it's "Thirty minutes more!"
But here's the real twist: the exam isn’t the end—it’s just the beginning.
The true OAU exam horror story begins after the exam—when the wait for results kicks in. Students become full-time e-portal refreshers, clicking and swiping like their future depends on it (because it kinda does). WhatsApp groups go wild:
“Have you checked ECN 201?”
“Portal’s showing blank!”
“Bro, I think I’m seeing double F!”
“Omo, I no fit breathe!” 🥹
When results finally drop, the campus erupts in a range of emotions—some cry, some scream, some just vanish. Because here, a "D" can taste like champagne and a "B" feels like straight As. That’s the OAU grading trauma for you.
We’re not asking for miracles. We understand the system is complex, and lecturers and staff face real administrative constraints. But timely result releases, more predictable exam schedules, and improved communication would go a long way in reducing the anxiety that shadows every student at the end of each semester.
Because at OAU, we don’t just write exams—we survive them.
And if you can survive exams and results here, you can take on the world.
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